MPs ki Loot :: Indian Game on Politics & Elections简介:==========================================================
* Featured in The Times of India (April 14, 2019)
(In quot;Games People Play in Poll Season quot; - Page 20, TOI Delhi)
* Featured by NDTV HOP on April 14, 2019
(https://www.facebook.com/ndtvhoplive/videos/423411985059387/)
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Our Politics is Complex but this Game is Not.
b GOAL1: /b Get b 273 MPs without your nets/health/money becoming zero /b and win the game.
b GOAL2: /b Continue playing to b get more than 273 MPs /b to achieve higher star ratings.
i Elections ke chalte, Partiyon mein pad gayi hai Phoot; Mach gayi hai MPs ki Loot! /i
In this game of Indian politics, take control of India’s destiny, and be the King-Maker!
Make the government of your choice by “netting” MPs for your party. The opposition is ready to i lapko /i any MPs that you miss. Your job is simple – throw nets and i pakdo /i as many MPs as you can and bring them into your party, because a strong government is i desh-hit ki sarkar /i .
In this game of political i dhar-pakad /i , blast away gangs of i Jaal-Chors /i , win the influential i Taujis /i over, amass wealth, get super net-spells and feel i power ka nasha /i …and while you are busy doing all this political i hera-pheri /i , snack away on i chai /i , i samosa /i ,and i laddoo /i . Enjoy it all in Indian i hawa-pani /i with i desi jubani /i .
Be it Narendra Modi vs. Rahul Gandhi or BJP vs. Congress; be it BSP-SP i gath-bandhan /i , Congress, and BJP’s vote-triangle, TDP vs. YSRCP, or Trinamool Congress vs. BJP/CPM - India’s politics is like our culture - i rang-birangi /i and spicy.
The politicians play the political games; the voters play the voting game.
If their name is in the voter’s list, they vote, i nahi to kismet ka khel. /i
Remember this i bhaiyya /i , Indian i Rajneeti nahi hai /i easy,
This Free political game however is funny and will keep you busy!
i 2018 mein start hui thi election ki race, /i
i 2019 mein insane pakad li hai pace. /i
i “Bhai, MPs ki Loot Hai, Loot sake to Loot” /i
Jab elections ki ho dhoom,
No online games of shooting,
No apps of car or bike racing,
Na cricket jagat, na bollywood ka sansaar,
all we want is voting ka action,
to get the best MPs in future sarkaar.
Opinion, prediction, survey, and analysis,
In sabki apni hai kashish,
election hon, chahe lok sabha ke ya rajya sabha ke,
Is multiplayer game mein all candidates
wait for poll results ki baarish.
Pyar ki cool candy kha ke,
voter list mein Apna naam paake,
family fun ki best ye outing,
vote karen, na karein shouting!
What’s cooking in UP, Bihar, MP, Rajasthan?
Who is ruling Delhi, Bengal, Haryana, Assam?
Yehi question is killing us all,
who will win this great game?
kaun karega India ka utthan?
Thodi health recipe chahiye,
Thodi yoga and exercise chahiye,
Cards per hai future likha,
Har candidate to loksabha ki seat chahiye.
Educational hai Indian politics
Chanakya’s rajniti, Mahabharat,
cooked with Geeta ka Saar,
Har Strategy game, inke saamne hai bekaar,
Voter ID uthao, jalebi khao,
Milenge ab election ke us paar.
Na girl ka, na boy ka,
Na mera, na tumhara,
Election ka ye top festival,
ye live android puzzle hai tumhara.
Latest news suni kya?
Exit poll tumko khali kya?
Let it go, take it slow,
Who will win in 2019, kisko pata kya?
Main bhi chowkidar,
main hi malik-makaan,
main hi panchon ki panch,
main hi desh ka sarpanch.
Hindi per mera crush,
Centre ka state se brush,
Indian culture ka ansh,
Elections 2019 ka saaransh.
Yeh hai game with an Indian DIL,
Jo phade nahi kisi per koi BILL.
Election commission per hai bada bhaar,
Sabse bade to wohi chowkidar.
Download is app ka hai bilkul free
Money ka yeh game nahi,
Is game mein machi hai loot badi,
political adventure hai yeh bada sahi.
From Kashmir to Kanyakumari,
From Arunanchal to Gujarat,
Harek ke man ki ek hi baat,
Is baar niklegi kiski baraat?